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the lemon law

the rule that says that you are allowed to walk away any time during the first 3 minuites of a date.
i went on a date with this chick but after two and a half minuites of her non stop talking i lemon lawed her. (lemon lawed = to use the lemon law on)

That lemon law totally saved me from a this monobrowed chick
by The Graham November 23, 2009
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Bringing the lemon

Inviting or allowing a loser or otherwise social reject to join your group. It usually occurs when an otherwise cool person allows an uncool person to tag along.
Hey, there's Jake, but why is Sam with him?

Oh, Jake's bringing the lemon again.
by SnowDude5487222 October 14, 2010
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Squeez the Lemon

An Expression used if u have to pee extremly badley.
"Hey Man, I really need to Squeez the Lemon again!."
by BitchFucker700 June 27, 2008
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The Lemon and Saucepan club

A club that worships Lemons and Saucepans alike.

Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon

Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany

To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks'

Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name.

The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club:

1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance

2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance

3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil

4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat

5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan

6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan

7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances

8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness.

9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing

10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.
by Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon October 29, 2004
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wax the lemon

vb; to stroke your penis (lemon) with the old wax on wax off technique
I'm gonna go wax the lemon, if ya kno wat a mean.
by ProTicklePickle April 2, 2015
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Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.
1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."
by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019
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Givin it all the lemon

To shout and talk alot of utter crap, and being slighty aggressive bangin on gobbin off
"i met this pikey and he was givin it all the lemon but i wasnt even scared"
by b3nj086 July 23, 2007
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