make the knot

To break even. A taxi driver is said to have made the knot when (s)he has made enough money in fares to pay the daily car lease.

Once I pay for gas I probably won't even be making the knot for tonight.

by Mino May 5, 2004

Untie The Knot

Amazing divorce company who helps you untie the knot.

Dick and Jane have been separated for years and have finally contacted "Untie The Knot" to finalize their divorce

by KayKitson December 17, 2015

Tie the knot

Have sex for 24 hours

Joe: Hey, you love her?
Max: Yeah, we're gonna tie the knot.

by guzzzy November 2, 2021

working the knot

1. The act of taking a shit
2. Realy working the knot muscle sphincter to force out a bashful turd
3. What you can see your dog's balloon knot doing (especially a short haired one) while he is sniffing around trying to find the right place to dook

1. That bathroom is going to be nasty, George has been in there for an hour working the knot.
2. Man, I had to work the knot so much on that one, I think i ripped my grundle.
3. Your dog is starting to vigorously work his knot, you better let him out before he shits on the coffee table.

by sweatygooch July 30, 2010

Tying-the-knot

When you and your partner’s pubic hairs get tangled during intercourse.

I got caught tying-the-knot with Obama.

by Skippy the penguin October 22, 2022

STOKE THE KNOT

The act of packing your balls into a woman's ass as if you were packing/stoking a pipe.

"Last night I met a chick who wanted me to stoke the knot. I said "what's that? And she said pack your nutbag into my whispering eye. I obliged her."

by Chaps Provelone October 28, 2021

Tying the Balloon Knot

A gay wedding.

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.

by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018