smartest guy on the football team 

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

smartest guy on the football team by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

passing the football 

The act of two lovers pressing their asses together and one partner shitting a large solid turd into the anus of the other partner.

If you want to spice things up in the bedroom, passing the football never fails.

passing the football by Midnight Assassin June 22, 2016

Hike the Football 

v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football

Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!

Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!

Hike the Football by The Zachilles February 28, 2018

Toss the football 

When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.

Jamie and Jason were so gay. They toss the football all night.

Toss the football by jimsnickery April 21, 2024

The worst football club 

Olympiacos

The worst football club in the world is olympiacos..

The worst football club by DimDask July 1, 2022

Football on the moon 

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.

Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.

Football on the moon by Eliad101 December 13, 2021

The goat in football and basketball 

The goat in basketball and football are märt and aleks from the hood of Tapa

Hwo is the goat in football and basketball?
Answer: Aleks and Märt are.

The goat in football and basketball by Mlgmlgmlg December 13, 2022