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“A sexual act, where the girl performs oral sex on you, and before you climax she runs up the stairs and your shoot her in the back with your load like a Rock Ford police officer.
“Damn bro, Brad gave his girl the Rocky Ford finisher last night
by WhiskeyFour February 21, 2023
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Before starting sex play the Mortal Kombat them song. Text a friend and inform them they will need to do thier part in 15 minutes. Proceed to begin oral sex. (This was originally planned for 2 girls, but I'm sure it will work with a guy and girl also) After 15 minutes you should be agressively performing oral sex. This is the point where your friend should call. Answer the phone and place it on speaker. Your friend should then yell "FINISH HER". Proceed to finish her with a fatality of your choice.

Extra points if she's on her period and "finishing her" causes blood to splatter
Your mom wasn't really feelin it last night until I pulled The Mortal Kombat Finisher. Now she's in love with me.
by Jack S, and Gugi June 10, 2011
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where you get a Reck it Ralph body pillow after sex nut in the body pillow and make the girl drink it
she kept begging for round two but I just hit her with The Reck it Ralph finisher
by attack heli-copter 22 December 26, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who has had an abscess.
Person 1: Have you had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Finished Breath Of Marsailles.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 17, 2025
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Aka teleiomenos andras in greek, is the greek guy named Giannis who likes to overdose in cigarettes, wine, lamb, whiskey and vodka. He is always ready for the last moment of his life as a chance to overdose again.
Gianni (Ioannis (the finished man)) you look like you have quitted life.
Yes my friend! Now smoke with me and let me put some lamb for you on the fire.
by gr_turbovtec November 20, 2021
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