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The Kansas city shuffle 

Definition 1. "When they look left and you move right." make them look to the left as a distraction and while they are distracted you move to the right.

Definition 2. A sort of slide of hand or trick in getting someones attention by getting them to look one way while something else is going on in another direction.
Example one. Guy 1 "Hey man we need to trick this guy out of his money." Guy 2 "?lets pull the Kansans city shuffle."

Example two. Guy 1 "These guys are blocking our only way out because they think we have there money." Guy 2 "Lets pull the Kansas city shuffle, make them look left and we'll go right."
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The Rose City Stinky

The act of having having sex with a car muffler, whilst mounted on to a car, driving at exactly 69 mp/h through the Town-line Tunnel.
- "Kevin's pulling off The Rose City Stinky?!"

- Jason Danch - "I love The Rose City Stinky!"

The Kansas City Sniper Rifle 

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.
Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact

The Panama City Shakedown 

This is when you pay a prostitute for sex. When she demands money and you don’t have it, there’s a phone call. That’s why the guy walks in. It is not fun from here. He basically just beats your ass until you have money. Gotta figure it out.
Hey Spen! Iwas trying to load up two prostitues and stiff them for the cash. Then some big bald bubble head came in and gave me The Panama City Shakedown. So he’s got a gun in my ass right now and I need 30 bucks...

The Flint City Special 

When a person drinks the liquid diarrhea that has been filtered and sifted from the entangled ass hairs of their partners butthole. Commonly used for sexual gratification as a form of coprophiliacy.
Man 1: Hey man you look really tired and sweaty do you need a drink of water?
Man 2: No thanks, my girl just gave me The Flint City Special I'm not dehydrated.
Man 1: Oh sweet! Me Next!

The City That Never Sleeps 

A term for New Yrk City. Either all five boroughs as a whole or just Manhattan.
The people are arrogant, because the can be! We are the city all others bow down and look up to. They aspire toward this greatness. This is where it's at, where everything happens, and is going to happen. It's the center of the universe. This is New York City - The City That Never Sleeps.
The City That Never Sleeps by Ichy December 7, 2005

the city that never stirs

Silent and empty, The City That Never Sleeps had swiftly become The City That Never Stirs.