The Captain

A new dance-move involving a shake of the head and hand

'Is he doing The Captain?'
'Yer everyone is doing it now, he's raving out!'

by Headsy June 11, 2009

the captain

When you are having sex with a girl doggie style while in the Captain Morgans pose with one foot up, you find a Captain Morgans bottle and shove it in her ass.

o man, last night me and my girlfriend got so hammered off Captain Morgans i had to pull the captain on her...

by Mish UB December 9, 2008

the Captain

A term that refers to consuming decent amounts of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum while smoking a Captain Black cigar.

After school, why don't we all go and pay a visit to the Captain.

by Jackacka October 29, 2006

The captain

the very gay closeted guy from bbc ghosts played by my beloved ben willbond.

person 1: hey do u like the captain from ghosts?
person 2: yes he is my husband

by wilbursootisasimp December 25, 2021

The Captain

The captain is a TV show character from BBC ghosts that can be found on the British Broad Casting network. He does not have a name that we (the viewers) know of but it has been teased throughout the series, and he usually just goes by the military name Captain (Cap for short.) Many people have tried to guess captains name and have guessed at Frederick or Teddy but we are never certain.

Captains backstory is very interesting and left the viewers with more questions then before such as: Is that German fellow he seems to have a huge crush on a German spy? If you think yes to this question I would like for you to step out the room and we will have a nice long chat about what you have just said. Any way leading on from what I was saying before the captains sexuality is confirmed gay (as all of Ben Willbond's characters are) and that's whats probably attracted you mentally ill gay wierdos (same tbh)

Person one: The captain was pretty fruity in that last episode dont you thing

Person two: I think he likes woman

Person one: and I think I need new friends

by Headlesscaptains January 6, 2022

The Captain

When a girl goes down on you in a hot tub and as you cum and convulse she stays sucking causing her to dunk her head underwater until you finish.

That girl was The Captain, she went down like a champ

by sugar918 January 13, 2022

The Captain

The man himself, the one who brings high quality booze with him to every party and get together, the one who influences the bros to get dummy lit. Whenever alcohol is involved, the captain leads our crew and he steers us straight into boozy adventure.

"Oh Captain, my Captain!" -The only proper way to greet the legend himself

"I heard The Captain is bringing spiced rum to the party, prepare to get shitfaced."

by StonerGod420 June 10, 2022