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The Burn Victim 

In plastic surgery; name given to a style of facelift that people choose to have. Also known as "The Bruce Jenner".
"Hey Doc, I think I am gonna go with 'The Burn Victim' today."
The Burn Victim by asshat47 April 3, 2009

the burn book 

The burn book is usually created by the popular clique in school, roasting and gossiping (mostly) about everyone that gets in their way. But it can also talk about some new, hot guys at school, juicy stories, and all those fugly sluts there is today. Here's a tip: DON'T trust anyone with your secrets, and you most likely won't get in the Burn Book history. (SAYS NO ONE)
the Burn Book is made up of everyone in the school, saying nasty things about everyone's private life.
the burn book by Cassy.Sulli April 12, 2017

never show the burn card 

The card that blackjack dealers (among other casino games) discard during active play. Showing the card after a hand is considered poor etiquette as the card could have changed the outcome of the hand in the player's favor. The same principle applies to a girl telling a guy, who likes her, (or vice versa) that he would've had a chance with her, had certain circumstances were in affect. Making a heartbreaking outcome even more devastating.
Jack: "Hi, Jill. Would you like to go out this weekend?"
Jill: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
Jack: "Oh, I didn't know. No problem."
Jill "Yea we're talking about getting married. But you're totally awesome. If I didn't have a b/f, I woulda SOOOO gone out with you."
Jack: "Sweetie, never show the burn card."
never show the burn card by Raixor November 22, 2013

feel the burn 

1.

a phrase intended to make someone feel even worse about their current misfortune, by telling them to savour the emotional "burn" which they they are already feeling.

similar to the phrase sucked in

2.

more common usage:

when your muscles generate a burning feeling during intense exercise
For example:

1.

Person 1: I am getting audited by the tax man
Person 2: Feel the burn!

Person 1: I just had a car accident and I forgot to pay my insurance!
Person 2: Feel the burn!

The phrase can be enhanced with the double entendre

Person 1: That girl gave me genital warts
Person 2: Feel the buuurrrrrrn!

Person 1: I burnt myself on the stove
Person 2: Feel the buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrn!

Burn is enhanced the longer you hold the 'ur' sound.

Buuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!

2.

Personal Trainer: Not until you are feeling the burn can you call that jogging you fatty.
feel the burn by Dan55 December 8, 2007

Turn the Burn

When a comeback takes the orginal burn and disses the person back better.
Your mamma so cheap she asks to see the dollar menu at Red Lobster. - Oh Burn!

Oh yea, your mamma is on the dollar menu - Oh Turn the Burn!
Turn the Burn by mwilcox3000 December 30, 2008

feel the burn kid? 

(1)-Interjection- Used when someone is running around on fire while you hold the godly flamethrower.
"Feel the burn kid?"
"ITS ON MY PANTS!!!! AHHHHH!"
feel the burn kid? by Rage April 24, 2003