The Baker
When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise
The Baker by djhellalow February 17, 2015
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The Baker
To pull out and finish in a condom, and then proceed to cut the tip or poke a hole in the condom, and decorate your partner with jizz, just as a baker would decorate a cake.
As soon as he came, he cut the tip off the condom, and wrote his name on my chest.
Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.
He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.
Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.
He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.
The Baker by PeeEyeEmAye January 12, 2012
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The Baker Blowhole
The act of a midget with a small dick jizzing inside the belly button. Once finished the midget then jumps of the bed and on to the stomach of the women. The jizz gushes from the belly button like a whales blow hole.
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The Baker's Dozen
a sexual position made famous by a "Mr Baker" in which one inserts both fists, their cock and and both big toes in to a girl at the same time.
Adrienne couldn't her face in public for weeks after the pictures of her getting The Baker's Dozen surfaced on the internet!
The Baker's Dozen by benjaminbaker April 9, 2007