UFO

The sexual act in which a man performs on a woman (preferably someone's mother). First all the lights are turned off for total darkness. Next the man slips a glow-in-the-dark condom over his penis and then begins to float around the dark room; thus giving the effect of a flying spaceship, or other un-identified floating object. The woman then is invited to catch such object with whatever she pleases, i.e. her mouth or other orifices. When the man grows weary of floating around, he then proceeds to crash-land his "ship" into the woman's "Area51”.

"Hey Mitch, I totally UFO 'd your mom last night ! "
"She always loves when I crash my UFO in her. "

by Matty58 March 27, 2008

UFO

Unnecessary Financial Offering

We are going to put government bonds on the blockchain and launch a UFO to sell tokens.

by NeoliberalTroll May 7, 2019

UfO

yo*U*

*F*uck

*O*ff

UfO i dont want to deal with your shit

by Makeawishkidisdead January 27, 2019

ufo's

really fuckin comphy pants

i love to dance in my ufo pants!

by pixie August 18, 2003

UFO

Unequivocally Fucked Over. Being so incredibly screwed that nothing will even compare to how screwed you are.

Bro, you are sooooo UFO.

by Koldhart101 June 9, 2013

UFO

UFO is an abbreviation for Ugly Fucking Oriental.

That UFO just ran a red light and then drove into a wall!

by NoUFONoFatNoCanadian October 19, 2019

UFO

Unidentified Frozen Object. When you defrost a freezer sometimes you find a UFO that has been there for a long time.

We defrost our freezer once a year and we discard any UFOs

by kshell April 10, 2010