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two

The number that (usually) comes before three. Square root of four. Also the amount of people it takes to tango.
by The Tangoman September 19, 2004
mugGet the twomug.

two-two

A twenty-two caliber pistol. Similar to fofo.
Packin' a two-two, just incase somone starts some static.
by zachnnn March 28, 2007
mugGet the two-twomug.

Twos

When a cigarette is shared and smoked equally by two persons.
Bob: "gimme a cigarette mate"
Fred: "this is my last one, but I'll twos you up on it"
by NufNufNicky February 5, 2014
mugGet the Twosmug.

two

between 1 - 3

after one second
1 have two cars

I have two phones one for my mom and one for my dad
by Jummy Gummy Yummy January 31, 2017
mugGet the twomug.

Two

n. The lonliest number since the number one.
by Connor October 24, 2004
mugGet the Twomug.

twos

Twos is a special word. While it can be used in relation to cigarettes, it makes more sense to apply it to joints.
It makes sense as a noun -
Adjective -
imperative -
verb
Basically the person who rolls it starts it - the person who has called 'twos' then gets it afterwards.

There is no threes or fours. It just flows from there.
got any twos? (weed, dope etc)
I'm twosed (baked)
TWOS! - order someone to roll a joint.
Im twosing (smoking a joint)
by Officer TasTwos September 28, 2006
mugGet the twosmug.

two's

"Do you want a cigarette?"
"Nah, i'll just two's you instead"
by little sister of eluria July 1, 2006
mugGet the two'smug.

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