This was an informal bar drinking club active from the sixties to the eighties. To join all one need do was ask "are you a turtle " or answer "you bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle "
Jim saw another lone drinker at the airport VIP bar and came over to ask about the turtle club, thus being a convivial drinker.
by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
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by JayEssBee85 December 16, 2013
Get the The Turtle Just Passed You mug.When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.
by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010
Get the The turtle is peeking mug.A sex position that incorporates both the 69 and the reverse cowgirl. While the female crouches so her vagina is being stimulated by the males mouth, she bends backwards so her back is arched parallel to his stomach, and performs oral sex, creating a turtle like shell of humans, hence the name.
"Kyle asked me to do the turtle 69 with him, and I told him to suck a dick."
"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."
"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."
by IWRESLTEDAGRUNDLEMUNCHERONCE May 27, 2008
Get the The Turtle 69 mug.When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.
Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
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Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.
by Hero of Ideals January 8, 2015
Get the the turtle and the hare mug.A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.
Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
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