Off the table

If sth is "off the table", there will be no more discussions about it.

Hey! That topic is off the table! Let it go.

by manaaa December 17, 2012

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You can sleep me under the table any day

Gay

"You can sleep me under the table any day"

-zeroNine

by MeowMixturesOfDoom2010 August 4, 2010

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Flip the table

The act of not caring for something anymore.

See Also: Fuck this shit.

Bob: "Man, I can't be stuffed studying for this test anymore!"
Bill: "Yeah, just flip the table!"

by hazhazhaz November 4, 2013

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The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking competitions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.'

Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.

"The table = girls who enjoy shoving crap in my hair and correcting my grammar." - Winston Knapp

Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table'

by KN69 September 10, 2009

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The Tabasco Fiasco

The act of using two condoms to "Double bag" while applying a layer of Tabasco sauce between the two condoms.

When you hear the other person screaming, you know the outside condom broke.

Joe> Last night I hooked up with someone so scanky I had to double-bag it.

Steve> Hey! You know double-bagging it isn't safe! The condoms rubbing together create friction and are likely to break!

Joe> I know. That why I use this. *holds up Tabasco sauce*

Steve> What's that for?

Joe> Why the Tabasco Fiasco of course!

Steve> You're a fucking idiot.

by lilmookie September 25, 2010

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