stooge

To hurt yourself through incompetence or clumsiness in a spectacular and humorous manner.

I stooged myself by jogging into a tree branch while playing with my iPod.

by Bogrimm May 26, 2017

stooge

A word used commonly by Yilmaz-the greatest human being of all time.

No mercy for stooges

by Motherbird7 June 13, 2015

stooge

Someone who is used by others to get what they want, a clown, a follower.

Bob's stooge mowed his lawn

by Archasius March 23, 2003

Stooge

A moron. A stooge has skewed thinking and little intelligence yet thinks he/she is equal to or better than everyone else.

Did you see Tom sucking up to the Director? He doesn't even know what the words mean. What a stooge!

by Dave720 January 29, 2014

Stooged

1. To be made fun of or joked on in a manor that you did not expect or see coming.

2. To be blindsided because someone got you to look the other way.

"He totally stooged me with that joke.. I had forgotten about that"

"I looked to the right and then he slapped me from the left.. He really stooged me."

by Cody G December 9, 2008

Stoog

A cigar which is bought to be smoked with tobacco or marjiuana. The fate of the stoog is determined by whether or not the holder's friend's have marjiuana.

Nick: Hey Evan, what are you doing tonight?

Evan: I don't know but I have some stoogs. Do you want to go to the jungle after school and smoke some?

Nick: Yeah, I have some weed so we can freak it.

Evan: Alright dude, sounds good. I'm down to get baked.

by Baseballer395 January 26, 2009

stooge

A dopey person with a thick skull. Usually information goes in one ear and out the other. basicly an idiot.

emileah bitches stooge

by dictionary lady March 8, 2009