The Shuffle

A dance that a teacher does, where they constantly nod their heads like a pigeon whilst standing still and shifting their weight from leg to leg in a rythmic manner, to the beat of a urban beat.

Variations-

Sheriff shuffle

Hands on hips shifting from side to side whist nodding....

ATTENTION: this dance needs alot of room as you may get carried away with nodding and going into overload!

Did you see the shuffle today? it was legendary!

Its assembly cant wait to see the man in action!! woohoo!

by Ali182 March 30, 2007

The smuffleton

Dragging your penis from the anal Orpheus to the vaginal Orpheus, creating a smuff in the gooch region.

That girl tickled my brown eye so wildly I had to give her the smuffleton

by Dirty cocker6969 January 11, 2021

The Scuffle of 1812

The war between the corrupt forces of Ohio, led by the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III, and the forces of earth, led by The Great Beyonder, and Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. This scuffle devastated the planet and killed the evil clone of Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III. Afterwards Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III rose to power and ushered in a new age for Ohio.

Old Man: "My grandfather witnessed the scuffle of 1812 and barely escaped with his life."

Child: "Whatever gramps! All of that Ohio conspiracy stuff is so fake! I bet that you read it on facebook!"

by Servant 1832E October 28, 2022

The Shikari Shuffle

It is a shuffle, used by the British post-hardcore band, Enter Shikari.
You can see it in their video to the single 'Destabilise'

It consists on them jumping from side to side together and Rob, the drummer, moving in time to them.

Fan 1: "Hey, did you see the new Enter Shikari video?"
Fan 2: "Yeah! Did you see them doing the Shikari shuffle? F*cking great mate."

by NoGabby November 5, 2010

the gratitude shuffle

Slang for that quickly recognizable body language of a person approaching you to ask for spare change.

I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

The side shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.

guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."

guy 2- "So, just tuck it."

guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"

by $ide$huffle$uave69 November 6, 2009

the ramos shuffle

the state of intoxication brought about by strong hash and coffee.

"man i stayed up all night last night. i'm doing the ramos shuffle right now."

by Arthur J. Grobblegrock January 18, 2012