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Snowman

the act of inserting a thumb or two fingers into the anus of another person like a carrot being placed incorrectly on a snowman's face, with the sharp end facing inwards.
Did you hear that Justyn was snowmanned last night by his roommate?
by Deez Nuts McFaggon October 8, 2012
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Snowman

A person who seems like a sesh warrior, yet morning after morning can be found sprawling on the grass, absolutely melted
'Hey snowman it's 10am, get a Scottish handshake down ya, don't melt away again!'
by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019
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Snowman

The process of completely covering your girl with cum, so much so that she is literally coughing it up and screaming
Johnny really gave Samantha a Snowman last night she almost had to go to the ER
by ninjas left nut December 17, 2019
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Snowmaning

The act of placing a snowman in someone's bed when they tell lies to you.
Friend 1 - I can't believe you gave her a snowman

Friend 2 - Yeah well lets see how well she sleeps tonight with that snowman hogging the bed

Friend 1 - Yeah that called for a good old fashioned snowmaning
by crazydrunkfish February 22, 2011
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Snowman

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female's stomach, and then immediately scooping it off with your hand and slapping her in the face with it.
I just Snowman'd his girlfriend.

Apparently you can get arrested for Snowmaning some bitch.

I Snowman'd that whore and she started saying Happy Birthday as I ran out the door yelling I'll be back again some day!

You got Iced! Snowman style....

Here comes Frosty's magic juice!
by MayorDoo December 3, 2010
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snowman

A particularly jolly man, made of snow, tends to dance with small children. goes by the name "Frosty" and resemles the Michelin man, but without the massive amounts of rolls.
*small children* "hey, it's frosty! let's go dance!" *mother* " isn't that the guy that sold us our tires?"
by Alison faith May 21, 2005
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Snowmanning

When you cum on woman's breasts and then feed her a carrot.
I'm running out of carrots because I keep snowmanning all these hoes.
by smokecloud March 16, 2017
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