I am the senate

This phrase is what you say when an armed religious group storms into your office demanding to impeach you, or worse. If said group trys to persuade the senate to decide your fate, you boldy say “i am the senate”

Mace windu: the senate will decide your fate
Chancellor palpatine: i am the senate

by Ronald k chump September 19, 2018

shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

The Senate

Pope Benedict XVI aka Darth Sidious.

Pope Benedict XVI: I am the Senate

by Saitama 777 January 4, 2021

cuff the senator

The act of masturbating. To masturbate.

She got me so turned on I had to go cuff the senator

by MeatCubed June 13, 2014

The Senate

An uncultured british skid

Did you my nigga The Senate? He bussin!

by Traps are (not) gay April 30, 2021

I AM THE SENATE

Omg guys he is the senate!! 1!!!

I AM THE SENATE

NO WAY

by Fish money May 6, 2020

The Senate

Sheev Palpatine, Also known as Darth Sidious

Windu: the senate will decide your fate
Palpatine: I am the senate
Windu: Not. Yet
Palpatine: it’s treason, then *AAAAAAAUGH*

by PonianYoutube September 27, 2021