plumber

One who fixes or repairs pipes. Plumber has a "b" in it because pipes were originally made of lead, (lead seemed a logical choice at the time, because of its resiliancy against rust... then people discovered what lead poisening was, and rust no longer seemed so bad!) and lead's abbreviation on the periodic table is pb (derived from its latin name).

Plumbers are given little respect, but we wouldn't want to try to live without them.

by bandcampgirl183 October 1, 2005

Plumber

Someone who charges £15 an hour to scream at running water and wave wrenches at it.

plumber=F***g tap! ARRRggggRRRGggh you c**T, thtll be £60 please.

by Tommy south March 1, 2010

plumber

A man who engages in intercourse with a large amount of women.

He hasn't he been with? That kid's a serious plumber!

by Javi March 7, 2005

plumber

Someone who evades projectiles in an online video game such as Halo by jumping constantly. The word is a reference to Mario, the famous jumping plumber who's the hero of the Nintendo games Donkey Kong and Super Mario Bros.

This plumber keeps jumping around so much that he never gets hit!

by happychainsaw August 1, 2008

plumber

when someone is really draining your energy by constantly talking shit at you

R: Dude are you a plumber?

C: No way man why?

R: Because you are really draining me...

by ladyr November 8, 2009

plumber

A person who you hire to fix something. But little do you know all they do is stick some duck tape down your toilet or on a pipe and call it a day

Oh look the pipe burst we should call the plumber

by phlatty patty May 11, 2019

plumber

Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.

see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts

That plumber bloke is a fat lazy cunt.

by v13 November 7, 2006