pianist

A word that if you say three times fast, it sounds like you've got an obession with the male genitalia.

"Pianist, piantist, pianist"
Translates to
"Penis, penis, penis"

by Ass_Spelunker December 28, 2005

The pianist

When one man docks over another man. And a 3rd male joins the party, he grabs both penis' with either hand and moves both hands backwards and forwards... Thus making him The Pianist.

Upon missing out on my mates having a good dock session i joined by role playing the pianist

by Bon, Duke & Jack April 17, 2021

Penis pianist

A man who can successfully play the piano with his penis.

Did you go to the symphony concert yesterday? They had a penis pianist there!

by fuckinqueenslander June 20, 2008

pianist enlargement

Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.

"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."

"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.

by scodder July 7, 2010

Pianist Spine

When you play the piano for so long that when you get up to move around your spine cracks in various places.

"Ugh, after that performance my back so cramped up!"

"Lol you got pianist spine. Youre gonna be crackin for days."

by greatestperson_itw August 7, 2012

Turkish pianist

A person who enjoys fingering butt holes.

That Turkish pianist can play a poop chute like a fine instrument.

by El Conquistador June 30, 2017

12 inch pianist

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

by drones November 1, 2014