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The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.
by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022
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Put the nut in

British expression for a head butt, in street brawls or (illegally) in boxing matches, to break a nose or open a cut. "Nut" is standard British slang for head.
When Henry Cooper, famed British boxer, learned an old foe had died, he commented: "He was a dirty bastard. He liked to put the nut in."
by Nick Cusa June 29, 2011
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flub the nub

That’s some serious stretch! Did you flub the nub?
by bigLuss December 28, 2018
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The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.
Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"
by vv007!!! August 11, 2006
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sock it to the nuts

The act of sliding your penis in a girl's vagina until your testicles touch her pubic region. Completely covering your penis. Much like pulling a sock over one's foot.
Yeah that girl I took home last night let me sock it to the nuts.
by Ghost Face Scribbla November 25, 2007
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suck the nuts off a gorilla

This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.
That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!
by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017
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