The monkey 

The act of throwing shit at your partner during sex

They did the monkey and it smelled

The monkey by Hdhdhdgdgdh September 11, 2018

The monkey 

The racist, religionist, sexist, and homophobic orange monkey I bought at the school sale

The monkey is unlove like normal

The monkey by Gaymur September 23, 2019

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire 

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

The Monkey Knuckle 

When you hit some on the head, with your hand in the way a monkey walks on it's hands.

Michael Kyle: "When Calvin gets here...I'll use THE MONKEY KNUCKLE!"
Junior: "The what?"
Micheal: "THE MONKEY KNUCKLE! you know...(bops Juniors head with the Monkey Knuckle)

The Monkey Knuckle by Jedi_Master October 20, 2008

The monkey guts 

Another word for Spaghetti

Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails

The monkey guts by ♥🗺☠ June 29, 2021

The Monkey Fucking The Skunk 

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.

Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.

The Monkey Fucking The Skunk by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

The Monkey Bar 

For the more adventuresome couple who might like to bang outside, the girl holds onto the monkey bars on a childrens playground and the man holds her legs and gives it to her.

Becca and I were at the playground last night, and we totally did the Monkey Bar

The Monkey Bar by Señor Tomas October 25, 2010