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Marmaduke

A dog in the Cartoon section of newspapers.
"Did you see the Marmduke strip yesterday?"

"Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle!"
by Christina August 31, 2003
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marmaduke

An extraordinarily large or voluminous bowel movement. Named in part for the comic-strip Great Dane, known for his extreme size, and in part for duke, a shortening of the fecal synonym dookie.
"Be careful in that stall man, someone took a massive marmaduke in there. It's filling like 75% of the bowl, and they clearly left it there out of pride. Or maybe the toilet just gave up."
by Ambivalent1 May 2, 2014
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Marmaduke

1. A terrible comic, shown in many major newspapers. Has been known to ruin one's day just from a glance.

2. Anything that ruins a specific activity just from reading it.
Example 1:

Person #1 "I see you read todays Marmaduke"

Person #2 " how can you tell?"

Person #1 " you look rather depressed"

Example 2:

Every time I read her tweets it annoys me so much I close my twitter. She is such a Marmaduke
by Leepaul August 29, 2010
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Marmaduked

Marmaduke, NOOOO! I've been Marmaduked!
by cumjerky September 12, 2010
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Marmaduke

A penis the size of a large dog, like a Great Dane.
Lil dude be dragging his Marmaduke all around the room and sheeeeeeit! Yo!
by Dick Dickson January 30, 2003
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marmaduke

the runt of the pack. commonly to refer to himself as 'frodo' due to lack of originality and pure BUTTERZness. can be found wanking over pictures of huckleberry with his grotty little willy.
is that a meal worm or a penis you're wanking with you disgusting marmaduke!
by huckleberry1 July 19, 2011
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marmaduked

we were totally marmaduked
by sarahhhhhhhhhhhh April 6, 2008
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