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carrot in the mayonnaise

when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.
by John McTumling August 24, 2017
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The Mayonnaise Packet

The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.
I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!
by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021
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spread the mayonaise

by Slynxyz September 14, 2016
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The Mantonio

To cum on a girls face, throw confetti at her and say "congratulations, you slept with Mantonio"
I was banging Steph last night and I finished her off with The Mantonio
by The Mantonio April 7, 2015
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the peas have fallen in the mayonaise

oh shit! sometimes there are also peas on the table and floor. somtimes though its not your fault and thats more a case of somebody else throwing a handful of peas at the mayonaise, quite spiteful really.
doing bad things and people finding out
by princess laura March 11, 2004
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Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).
Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016
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the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night
yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders
by Fat Choke May 22, 2003
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