when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.
by John McTumling August 24, 2017
Get the carrot in the mayonnaise mug.The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.
by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021
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Get the spread the mayonaise mug.by The Mantonio April 7, 2015
Get the The Mantonio mug.oh shit! sometimes there are also peas on the table and floor. somtimes though its not your fault and thats more a case of somebody else throwing a handful of peas at the mayonaise, quite spiteful really.
by princess laura March 11, 2004
Get the the peas have fallen in the mayonaise mug.(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).
Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!
by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016
Get the Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack mug.yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders
by Fat Choke May 22, 2003
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