A particularly smelly breed of crusty hippy / new age drop out. Defined by long dread locks and hemp clothes.
by Tinker September 28, 2004

This is the name of a man who hires a prostitute, only in order to cry into her breasts whilst telling her about all his life's problems.
by pattersplatter July 17, 2023

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.
What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.
by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006

Someone who dithers over an action or a decision. A dithering, faffing, watery shit of a person. Excludes old people.
‘My new colleague is such a fucking gribbler, she narrates simples decisions out loud and saps the will of everyone around them’
by Zonnie Thunder January 14, 2022

"Who's that guy?"
"Oh him? He is The Gribbler."
"What is a Gribbler."
"You'll see...."
*The Gribbler chokes on his spit, then dies.*
"Oh him? He is The Gribbler."
"What is a Gribbler."
"You'll see...."
*The Gribbler chokes on his spit, then dies.*
by #1 Gribbler March 13, 2024

by horlicks September 29, 2008
