Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

There should be a statue of Gorbachev in Russia, not Stalin.

by starky October 20, 2008

Gorbachev

1. In short, "da man"

2. The man who aided the dilapidated, mud-splattered Soviet people in obtaining the freedom they desired by liberalizing the Soviet system in unprecendened ways.

If it weren't for Gorbachev, we'd still be wearing Adias sweatpants and sandals with socks.....

oh wait...

by Albert Miaskovsky August 22, 2004

gorbachev

A lewd act, in which one is having oral sex performed on them by a chemo patient over 50, wherein the person receiving the sexual act ejaculates onto the female's bald forehead in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev's famous birthmark.

Dude, I totally gave Hannah a gorbachev the other day.

by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

Gorbachev

A traitor of people of Soviet Union. Using “perestroika” crushed USSR economy put an entire country in chaos and disarray that brought countless wars and deaths of tenths of thousands.
Greatly disliked in Russia.

Gorbachev prodal Sovetskiy Souz za Nobelevskou Premiu Mira.

by Matreshk July 27, 2005

Gorbachev

To simultaneously defecate and urinate. Yanni and bruce at the same time.

"I just took the most epic gorbachev ever."

by French Dip April 8, 2008

Gunk Gorbachev

The Son of Mikhail
Gorbachev and plastic enjoyer.

Gunk like plastic.

Gunk Gorbachev proffesional water stroker

by TheLittleBean19 September 16, 2021

Bloody Gorbachev

Taking ones better half, hitting it form behind while shes on the rag and then pulling out to slap it on her forehead, end result a nice little birthmark on her head.

Hey guy did you see that bloody gobachev I gave Sally.

by BenKerr October 17, 2003