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the fast and the penisless

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.
Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.
by James Myrick October 10, 2007
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The Fast Show

Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!
'Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!'
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
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the fast and the furious

A crappy movie that the director compares to opera, starring an actor who the director keeps calling "a beautiful, beautiful man." And it has Vin Deisel.
by Lifeman October 4, 2003
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the fast and the furious

A streetracing movie that really, really sucked for car guys.
by Dude May 18, 2004
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The Fast and The Furious

Great series of films that had its rep ruined by muscle and ricer guys. FnF is about achieving a middle ground between show, that PEOPLE (yes, people) win races and not the cars, and go with a actual storyline (unlike most car movies), not "my ricer can beat you exotic" or "muscle rules yo!" It's all about making your car perform, but stickers, subtle bodykits, other interior and visual mods etc. is ok as long as you use them correctly.
Ricer kid; "My civic is a modded out super car becaus i watched fnf"
Muscle kid; "My beaten up stang wil bet ur poser fnf fag"
Common sense guy; "The Fast and The Furious is a fun movie u idiots. Besides it tried to achieve a middle ground between go and show. And no car is good without a good team and driver."
by TheRascal November 21, 2010
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the fast and the furious

An disgrace to real street racing by those damn ricers
the fast and furious has pissed off all the real street racers in the country with their civics and fucked up sklines
by derek September 27, 2003
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The fast and The furious

Inspiration of everyricer, dream of every teen and thoughts of every chav.
The fast and The furious is filled with modified cars, hot girls and 1/4 mile drag races that last for 2 minutes.
The fast and The furious influenced the world in many ways:

-Made every JDM tuner a ricer.
-Made every teen a future ricer.
-After that every supra is faster than a ferrari.
-VW Jettas are beaten by S2000s
-Having a big gaping WANG and a Bonnet scoop makes your car faster in drag races.
-Dodge chargers can do wheelies but can't dosge trucks.
Dawg i've just seen The fast and The furious, I wanna put some kool 20' rimZ , a bonnet scoop and a big WANG on my FWD dodge neon to make it wheelie like DAT BAD-ASS charger XDDDDD
by So much VTAAK January 26, 2016
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