the meat dive

the act of diving in ones vagina

homeboy1: ...then i gave her the meat dive
homeboy2: sick

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

dive on the hand grenade

To seduce an ugly girl so that your buddy can score with her attractive friend. This expression comes from the act of war-time bravery where a soldier would sacrifice himself to save his buddies. If you're out on the prowl with a mate and he is making progress with a fox, it is his friend's duty to chat up and seduce the pretty girl's ugly friend so that your buddy is free to leave with the hotty.

Dude, tonight it's your turn to dive on the hand grenade.

by Bradboy January 10, 2007

Dive in the Booty for a RAV4

When you’re willing to do just about anything to replace your old vehicle.

I’d dive in the booty for a RAV4, my broke ass Jeep don’t put out no more.

by Str8Cray January 10, 2018

take a dive into the water deep

this means when a guy fucks a girl in the missonary position when she is very wet

jeremiah: first am gonna take a dive into the water deep

by sbwild88 September 23, 2009

the lubricated penguin dive

preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.

me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang

Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver

Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.

Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.

by hot kharl December 1, 2005

dive in the box

oral sex. Going down on a female

" I told him if he wanted me to talk into the mic he'd have to dive in the box"

by Badbytch January 27, 2015