the cummer

ah the cummer. look at them walk around.

well! there goes the cummer!!

jack manifold.

girl: is that jack manifold?
person: no, thats the cummer.

girl: sweet

by hermitthefroug September 6, 2021

The Cumming Train

Before You Orgasm, Ask your partner if she hears the train cumming, she'll reply "no"?, when she says this you pull out your dick and turn her head to the side and cum in her ear and scream in the ear full of cum, Can you hear it cumming now.

I was fucking my girl yesterday, and i made her hear the cumming train

by lilwhiteguyfromdelaware February 27, 2009

The Cummings effect

The Cummings effect is when someone in power does something fucking stupid and then a load of stupid people do the same thing justifying it because someone in power has done it

One of our teachers got caught sticking wotsits up his arse to 'relieve indigestion' and now the cummings effect means everytime the special kid farts all I can smell is cheesy wotsits

by Fuckthegoverment June 27, 2020

The cummie squad

A group that is incredibly gay and horny, especially a guy called miles and a guy called Finney.

"The cummie squad were protesting about cheese sticks"

by Anxietywolfie November 1, 2023

Cumy the cummaster

The master of all pregnancy. Not enemies a chainmail condom can keen cumy the cummaster out of your bitch and getting her pregnant

Cumy the cummaster got my bitch pregnant last night. That condom was shredded

by Briarcrest October 16, 2016

The Cummin Cold

When you blow your load in your girl's nostrils and then she blows it out into a Kleenex.

Yo Dave, what you do with your girl last night?
I gave her the Cummin Cold! I blew my load all up in that bitches nostrils!

by Big Ev and Carter J May 20, 2008

the cummies

like the munchies but food is replaced with a nut or bust

i had the cummies so i jerked off

by XRIPDEVEXION/XRX July 14, 2024