Shit in the crisper

This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet

Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"

by Kuk da Ruk August 20, 2009

Chicken Crispers

When Clay and Hayden feed each other dinner in bed at the end of a long day.
"Is that a Chicken Crisper or you just happy to see me."

I'm so ready for my chicken crispers with my boo later.

by Trinity of Chili's February 8, 2020

honey chipotle chicken crispers

A meal from Chili's Restaurant usually accompanied by a corn on the cob and French fries.

"Welcome to Chili's may i take your order?" "Yes i will have the honey chipotle chicken crispers"

by Dieter A. August 10, 2008

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers

What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

by Acoolboy February 27, 2022

crisper

an offensive slur against people who have very flaky/dandruff skin (dont use it to make fun of ppl)

"HEY YOU CRISPER LOSER!"

by meryaki August 22, 2025

The Crispers

The "crispiness" of a sip of a carbonated beverage is measured by how intense the bubbles sting your tongue. The very first 2 sips of a carbonated beverage are the "crispiest" and are known as "the crispers".

"Would you like to share this soda with me? I will let you have the crispers!"

by RealSpliffit March 8, 2014

Crispering

creepy whispering, creepy + whisper = crisper!

Yeah Bro he is totally crispering

by not a crisper-er November 22, 2011