gotta hit the crapper

Another way of saying gotta use the restroom

Person 1: hey you wanna go to the store
Person 2: Sry gotta hit the crapper first

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

hammer in the crapper

A phrase for Anal Sex

"Last night I slipped this chick roofies. Before you know I was tearing out her O ring, some straight hammer in the crapper"

by Robert L September 17, 2007

going like the clappers

to be running to or from something very very fast

his podgy little legs were going like the clappers

by heffalump July 10, 2005

the Clapper

A device used to activate other electronic devices, such as lights by the use of a clap sound. Must be over the age of 60 or simply be unable to be embarrassed (a good test is if you can listen to All Night Long in front of people you don't know). Advertised in the 1980s, but rarely sold.

The Clapper: Bill, fart again. We have to turn off the damn clapper.

by Wigma January 7, 2007

the clapper

when one moves the hips back and forth causing the nutsack to clap against the belly and or the gooch.

dude when kevin did the clapper and his mom saw him i almost shit my pants.

by scott reiter April 20, 2004

Quinn The Clapper

Quinn is the type of masculine phenomenon who can pull your girl or any other girl. He has rizzed up the rapper Bia, Tanishq the celebrity, and Tanishq’s grandmother and clapped them with his tremendously large subway foot long defeater of a wiener. However, lookout if you find him, because he is a sly bastard who begs for food and scams the Indians (oh how the table has turned).

I want to be like Quinn The Clapper and plow everyone I see!

by RizzwitJizz November 8, 2022