The Colonel

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.

Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.

by magnumPI January 2, 2010

The Colonel’s Gravy

The hot, busted load of jizz from an older, southern genetleman.

I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.

This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

the colonies

Somewhat archaic/patronising yet affectionate term used in the UK for the white dominions of Australia, Canada, New Zealand.

I want Australia to do well at the world cup - you've got to support the colonies haven't you?

by Colonialist August 7, 2006

fruits of the colon

the smell given off from either excrement or flatulence.

Steve ate sliders before going out. Anyone at the club enjoyed the fruits of the colon.

by dirrrttttyyyy Red November 20, 2011

Jerking the Colon Boner

Milking the prostate.

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.

by ToxxicPinkk December 17, 2012

selling out the colonies

euphemistic expression indicating any decadent behavior (from Battlestar Galactica's Gaius Baltar)

Q. What have you been up to?
A. Oh, the usual: traveling the world, having meaningless sex with strangers, partaking of champagne and baby seal every night and otherwise selling out the colonies...

by shirtliftah April 28, 2010

polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 16, 2014