A 'school' in the heart of darkness that is South Carolina. Most of the students are dorks who went there because they wanted to be hard. The administration is obsessed with political correctness (look at the website) and treating the students like children. Since you're treated like a child, you'll act like a child. The food sucks. Good luck staying in shape unless you buy your own collection of supplements and hide them in your room. The girls are mostly nasty and most of them are whores. If you bang a female cadet, then you're a piece of shit unworthy of your ring. Oh yeah, get ready for lots of acne. Have fun with that.
Person A: Hey, why does that kid have his t-shirt tucked in and why is he not wearing a belt?

Person B: He's some donkey that goes to The Citadel.
by SummaCumLaudeCidGradMakinshit$ December 4, 2009
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Rinky dink school that locks up its cadets and treats them like babies. The administration doesn't even trust them to govern themselves. The Corp of Cadets at Virginia Tech can (and will if given the opportunity) kick their butts any day the little El Cids are let out to play.
My dad threatened to send me to The Citadel if I didn't stop acting like a wuss.
by Lewis December 3, 2003
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Citadel means a fortress built to protect the people from possible threat of attack by outsiders or the opponents.
The Greeks built citadels to protect the town from rebellions.
by Dr. Intaj Malek July 6, 2006
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(aka Shitadel, the beauty school, the beach resort) 1.A small beach resort school in south carolina where all the students who got denied from The Virginia Military Institute attend.

2. The easiest military school in the country.

3. Only military school to not have someone inportant have come from there other than a beauty queen(ex. West Point had Eisenhower, Patton,and Bradley; Naval Academy had Jimmy Carter; VMI had Marshall)

4. School that Miss USA 1994 (Lu Parker) attended.
-Do you know what is the biggest embarassment to the United States's list of military schools
-No what?
-The citadel
-Oh you mean the beach resort or the school
-Don't worry they are the same place
by bulldog10 September 11, 2006
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A type of tower in JToH that has more than 10 floors.
Guy 1: What was your first citadel?
Guy 2: CoTS
Guy 1: Oh cool mine was CoGS
by ChaotiaX March 31, 2022
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When your stock drops unexpectedly only to find out that the majority of the trading volume was passed to a dark pool shadow exchange.
AMC is down 8% today. Oh your stock got citadelled
by wrg20 July 13, 2021
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the only military college with a REAL freshmen year. the only military college that still braces, way better than VMI, the academies, or any other pussy military school.

Citadel cadets experience an entire 9 months of freshmen year, while VMI only does 1 semester.
by littlegauldy April 1, 2009
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