methamphetamine cook - generally a homeless, white male who saw someone make meth once or got a "recipe" for it while in county jail. A betty crocker has an inflated sense of importance and will try to represent possessing a special knowledge of chemicals and reactions even though they flunked 9th grade science. Betty Crocker's "kitchen" items (a hot plate, some rubber tubing, a couple of beer bottles and maybe a Pyrex dish stolen from the last place he stayed) usually fits in his/her backpack or the trunk of their most affluent customer's car. A Betty Crocker generally produces small quantities of a wet, off-white, granular substance that smells like Coleman Fuel or nail polish remover. Of course, he has to have someone else steal all the ingredients for his recipe, and can only "cook" between 2 and 6 in the morning. By the time "Betty" "kicks down" some "product" to all the people who have contributed rides, materials or a place to cook, he generally has less than a gram of dope left. Betty generally has the actual residents where he is cooking go purchase some real meth for him from the nearest authorized cartel frachise. This is necessary to keep him awake long enough to make another batch to get the gas/probation/court/etc money he needs to be able to leave. The Betty Crocker generally only cooks between 2 and 6 AM or when your landlord is due. Betty is generally a prick who believes he can do anything and should be treated like tweaker royalty.
A betty crocker used my bathroom to cook a batch, so I had to wash the walls down with baking soda. Fuckin' betty crockers!
by kindeltopian March 9, 2006
"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"
by Brothason May 17, 2010
" Dam Where Is Mike at bro I havent seen him in a minute"
" He always be caked up with his girl 24/7 bro like its even not funny yo"
"Damm Im Call that man Betty Crocker from now on!"
" He always be caked up with his girl 24/7 bro like its even not funny yo"
"Damm Im Call that man Betty Crocker from now on!"
by BASEGOD1 November 9, 2011
by DPMistress April 11, 2015
WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED
by War child 5544 September 24, 2018
by D Ska August 24, 2008
1. A woman with obsolete ideas on marriage, women in the workplace, and women's rights in general. Frequently believes that a woman's sole place is the kitchen and ignores the past 60 years of female advancement entirely.
2. A woman with so much foundation on her face it looks caked on.
2. A woman with so much foundation on her face it looks caked on.
1. My cousin went to school for 6 years, got a master's degree in teaching, then became Betty Crocker saying she wants to be "more domestic."
2. Wow, her makeup is so badly done, she looks like Betty Crocker.
2. Wow, her makeup is so badly done, she looks like Betty Crocker.
by Elizafox November 19, 2016