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tanassity

The ratio between how tan your ass is compared to how tan the rest of your body is. You want the ratio to be as close to 1:1 as possible.
Dude, hit the beach; your tanassity scares me.

Your tanassity is way too high

Haiku form:
Nice dark tan body
Your Tanassity is high
Chalk white ass and chest
by Isakilla May 5, 2007
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Thanasi

Me
by Thanasi August 24, 2003
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Thanasimp

The hottest, most attractive splatoon tiktoker ever. And no, this isn’t written by them
“What’s your favorite splatoon TikToker?”
“Oh it’s Thanasimp.”
“Cool let’s make out.”
by Thanasimp May 14, 2021
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Thanasimp

The hottest mutual I have
“Yo, why do you talk about Thanasimp so much?”
“Because they are the coolest and hottest mf I have ever met”
by Dumb_marina_kinnie June 30, 2021
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Thanasi Kokkinakis

A 69 time grand slam winner with 420 ATP titles. He often hangs around the 69 rank for reasons unbeknownst to this lexicographer.

His second serve is capable of reaching speeds of 420km/h while his first is capable of reaching the speed of light. His forehand has been known to impale his opponents (a phenomenon known as 'kokking' or 'getting kokked'). His backhand has been known to generate spin up to 69420 rpm.

Frequently known as the 'Kokk' or 'Mr Kokk', he is one of the major contenders for GOAT status along with Henry Slocum (who also has 69 slams won.

He is best friends with some guy called 'Kirrisus' or something.
Fan 1: Who's Djokovic playing next?
Fan 2: I think he's playing Kokkinakis.
Fan 1: Thanasi Kokkinakis? Shit. He's gonna get kokked on.
by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT September 19, 2023
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Thanasis Rakopoulos

A boy that wants to become a neurosurgeon and is also very big brain and very attractive
by Ya_boy_down_here February 14, 2020
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Thanasis

Thanasis is guy who is nowhere to be found. Usually greek people seem to search for him everywhere, asking themselves "where are you thanasis??"
Have you seen thanasis??
WHERE ARE YOU THANASI??
by Biribiraki November 1, 2022
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