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Treyton

A shy, quiet boy who's got a sexy smile, and the most amazing eyes, and is pretty smart. Treytons tend to have secret admirers, and are crushed on all the time. Even if the girl has a boyfriend, she probably likes a Treyton. Treytons are extremely special, and you'll never find another guy like this in your lifetime.
those stars are ALMOST as amazing as a treyton.
by supersecret. February 21, 2009
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Teutonic Plague

An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.

Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
1. "Oh man, that guy's little glasses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come down with the Teutonic Plague!"

2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
by rose kennedy December 21, 2008
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belle dame sans tetons

A perfectly gorgeous, yet underendowed woman. (Derived probably from Keats\'s poem, Belle Dame Sans Merci.)
Penelope was a classic belle dame sans tetons: a face like an angel turned model, but with an amazingly unremarkable figure.
by Sinner Bob April 26, 2005
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teyonna

A Kind,caring,smart,energectic,motivated,dependable, proud. Person, everyone's freind. These people are natural leaders. Is a protector, you don't want to get on this person's bad side.
That chick is a total teyonna.
by Froprince July 4, 2017
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Tectonic Shit

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
by Technobish October 31, 2017
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Grand Teton

A national park created in 1950 largly due to the generosity of the rockefeler family. Gigantic breath taking mountains with georgeous lakes at their base. The name comes from the french fur trappers who, after being in the wilderness for several years saw the mountains and thought they looked like breasts. Grand=big Teton=breast
My family viseted the Grand Tetons this summer. It was amazing!
by wyoming February 14, 2005
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textonym

A textonym is a word which becomes ambiguous when using predictive text due to having the same button combination as other unrelated words. They often make a text confusing or incomprehensible.
Particularly prominent in drunk texting.

He = If
Me = Of
Book = Cool
Soon = Room
'Textonyms are so annoying, my drunken text makes no sense'
by MySpaceFTL November 26, 2007
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