textpergers

Noun. A condition wherein a social media user or person having a conversation via text is unable to determine whether a remark and set of remarks is intended to be sarcastic, or in which the context or tone may be misconstrued, without the use of aides such as "lol" or a select set of emoticons, thus rendering them socially inept with regard to such mediums.

"I got in a huge fight with Sara over Facebook because my Textpergers was acting up and I thought she was joking about her cat dying. She wasn't."

by rikachen April 30, 2014

textpest

A person who texts you incessantly, thus aggravating the heck out of you! (verb = textpestering)

David was such a textpest and sent me over 50 texts in one day and wouldn't stop texting me!

by shamrocklassie November 3, 2011

Textosterone

Textosterone (noun): A hormone that drives a person to write unnecessary text on social media. A prime cause of trolling.

Yesterday, I trolled almost every celebrity on Twitter because I was high on Textosterone.

by Akkii May 20, 2018

Textosterone

A hormone found in varying levels in both genders of the human species. Typically, in men, it causes them to send aggressive and or ballsy text messages in an attempt to get a girl to date them. In women, it results in massive text-messaging, and, in rare cases, a textosterone storm, where they send text messages faster than you can read them, much less reply.

Girl #1: Omigod, so, yesterday, I put my phone down on the counter, and when I got back like five seconds later, I had 23 text messages from Jane
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.

by Lun4ticBeast March 18, 2010

Textestrian

The act of texting while walking.

That textestrian caused a backup on the sidewalk while on her phone.

by Phatmans May 26, 2010

Textosterone

The act of sounding like a brainless jock while texting; a guy that has more testosterone than brain cells and shows that in texts.

Textosterone:

Text 1: ilcu2ntek
Text 2: Okay
Text 1: b3 redib1ch

by Beckahness December 10, 2007

Textmaster General

A person who is clearly observed to be the queen (or king) of texting and while also being in full denial of said texting habits.

Sarah, the Textmaster General, completely missed her bustop because she was involved with her phone and she would become angry about the reasons why later on if you bugged her about it.

by Language Arts Legend May 17, 2009