Textidriver

Any operator of a public transportation vehicle who endangers passengers by texting while driving.

News Report: “This just in … yet another bus driver lost control of the bus he was operating, plowing into the front of crowded mid-town restaurant. He was the third textidriver this month.”

by MoLo36 May 5, 2009

textident

Crashing your car while texting.

Joe t-boned a camero when he was texting his girlfriend.

Wow, I heard that was a bad textident.

by kimgee April 14, 2010

Textidous

Pain of joints in the thumbs. Often caused by exsessive texting.

My thumbs hurt so bad. I think I may have textidous! Why must girls be so fun to talk to.

by Colin Kult February 8, 2009

Mass Textodus

The ability to text the same message to all your contacts at once from either your PC , Ipod ,cell phone. This is convenient for those special pictures you take on your cell, voicemails, text messages, porn, internet links, whatever. Do not recommend Mass Texting while intoxicated or under the influence of drugs as may cause personel problems.

Variations: Mass textodusing, mass textodused ect.

I mass textodused that picture of you I took in bed to all my buddies, your parents and everyone you work with including your boss, you cheating bitch!

by 2ndHandJoke December 25, 2010

broken textord

the sound of your ring tone starting over from multiple friends sending mass texts for the holidays

My phone was a broken textord for ten minutes before the clock struck midnight.

by creatiffany December 31, 2008

Textidence

When you leave evidence via text message. anything that can get you in trouble or be used against you.

man, my girlfriend would have never caught me had i erased my textidence.

im gonna show the judge this textidence about you trying to murder me. =0>

by katmowlonie March 30, 2011

textidude

Writing a text message filled with attitude.

Damn, she had hella textidude with me today.

by alikat01 April 29, 2009