Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's
In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.
by _pone_ July 31, 2020
Get the Textistential Crisis mug.A group of gay Imagine Dragons fans who have no lives and constantly spend their time talking to each other on an app called Cubie (now known as Pal +). This cult was created on July 1st 2013 by Lexi (@perfectcows) and Sam (@thirty_lives). The group has expanded to 30 people and continues to grow. The Tenties have an annual convention called "Tenties take NYC" which started in 2014. Members of the Tentie cult live all over the world, including USA, Germany, Austria, Italy, and Ireland.
by Cubie lite June 23, 2015
Get the tenties mug.Obsessive when it comes to texting via cell phone, usually texting a significant other or possible love interest.
Guy 1: "That girl hasn't put her cell phone away since she's got here."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."
by OBizzle November 28, 2005
Get the textsessive mug.An awesome way to refer to the decade that started in 2010 and ends in 2019. The one that we're in right now.
However, Damien Fletcher from mirror.co.uk said:
"The tenties have also been suggested but that just goes against the pattern of the decades because the ‘ties’ ending doesn’t start until 2020."
But screw patterns, right? Tenties ROCKS!!!
However, Damien Fletcher from mirror.co.uk said:
"The tenties have also been suggested but that just goes against the pattern of the decades because the ‘ties’ ending doesn’t start until 2020."
But screw patterns, right? Tenties ROCKS!!!
"I hope there isn't another world war in the tenties, like in the previous century" - your paranoid self
by havet1337 June 8, 2010
Get the Tenties mug.Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.
Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome
2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.
Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome
2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.
by Jak Timels May 6, 2008
Get the Textless Syndrome mug.Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just your nerves. Common when sitting on the couch, watching TV or twiddling your thumbs. Symptoms include sweating and restlessness.
There it was again. The feeling. John slowly reached down and grabbed the phone from his pocket... he glanced down at the phone... no text. The sixth time he had done that. It seemed as if Emily would never text him back. He had heard of this. His friends once had a mild case of Textless Leg Syndrome, or TLS, but this was the full-blown case. It was teenage hunting season.
by Texter 4000 January 12, 2009
Get the Textless Leg Syndrome mug.One who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards communicating primarily or frequently via text.
I’m not sure this girl digs me, she doesn’t respond to my good morning texts
Dude, maybe she’s just a textist
Dude, maybe she’s just a textist
by grayhat September 3, 2022
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