textaholic

One who obsessively texts and always love getting texted back.

"Christian is such a textaholic! He wouldn't put down his phone!"

by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Texas Smokehouse

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.

"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016

Texas Wiz Kid

A person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their dick is big.

Steven: Did you hear Jared peeing this morning? So loud. He must have a monster dong.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.

by Ode Sauce March 3, 2017

Texas Twiggy

A tall skinny woman from Texas named Shelley Duvall.

She's so Texas, She's thin as a twig, She's the Texas Twiggy!

by Doubt-tee Thomas February 10, 2023

textastrophy

A text message send in error that will have life altering consequences for the worse.

"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"

by mcbexx September 18, 2016

Orange Texas

Orange Texas is your classic mix between yeeyee/hood shit in one major fucked up town. Whether your spittin Copenhagen or rollin a joint (or even both for that matter) you may find your self in Orange Texas. One common misconception about Orange Texas is that they fuck their cousins. That is not us, however, you may be thinking about Vidor. If you ever find yourself in the heart of the hood or on a dirt road at the same time, welcome to Orange Texas.

You must be from Orange Texas

by fruit city boi October 26, 2018

Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

by Pheecees September 7, 2019