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Texodus

The mass evacuation, and the resultant massive traffic jams, in large portions of Texas preceeding the landfall of Hurricane Rita. Many people ran out of fuel and were forced to camp out on the side of major highways and fend for themselves.

Hurricane Rita (the "other" Hurricane) made a last-minute Easterly turn. Bad news for East Texas and West Louisiana. Good news for those camped out on highways further West in Texas.
My friends and I pretty much avoided the Texodus by taking tiny back roads.
by Tom H. September 24, 2006
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Textident

An incident or accident when you collide with someone on the street who is too busy texting to look where they are going.
In the street when you are caught in the path of an oncoming Text Messager, you narrowly escape a Textident by jumping out of the way. Also screaming "Textident!" in their face at the last moment may save you, but 2 out of 3 texters are also wearing headphones and you will probably get mowed down anyway.
by Anney Fresh May 7, 2008
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Textidriver

Any operator of a public transportation vehicle who endangers passengers by texting while driving.
News Report: “This just in … yet another bus driver lost control of the bus he was operating, plowing into the front of crowded mid-town restaurant. He was the third textidriver this month.”
by MoLo36 May 5, 2009
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textident

Crashing your car while texting.
Joe t-boned a camero when he was texting his girlfriend.

Wow, I heard that was a bad textident.
by kimgee April 14, 2010
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texident

An accident caused by someone writing a text message on his/her mobile phone.
He was writing a text message on his mobile phone while he was crossing the street. He never saw the car. It was a texident.
by widggman January 13, 2009
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Textidous

Pain of joints in the thumbs. Often caused by exsessive texting.
My thumbs hurt so bad. I think I may have textidous! Why must girls be so fun to talk to.
by Colin Kult February 8, 2009
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texidor

someone who is really fun but needs to learn how to handle their alcohol.
Seriously I love hanging out with you, but why did you have to turn into a texidor?
by Paris H. May 24, 2005
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