When your girl tells you that she loves you and that she has always been faithful, while at the same time she is totally getting dominated by your best friends behind your back.
Paully: Man she would never cheat on me!
Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass!
Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass!
by Tmoney35 December 22, 2009
When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.
by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011
earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
by diggymac July 19, 2018
Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
by Little England April 02, 2017