Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

by Pheecees September 7, 2019

Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".

Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."

by KillerChimp November 4, 2011

texas sized 10-4

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context

"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"

by big boy11 October 3, 2016

Texas Show Down

When a group of two plus males stand side by side in a line and jerk off the first one to ejaculate wins the race. There can be no out side influences on the participants (Female or other male touching, no toys, to porn) just the participants and their hand of choice and their imagination. If a participant does use any foreign aid that results in immediate disqualification. The community (Spectators/ other participants/ whoever else is in that general area) choses the punishment for the cheater.

Dean: Jack! Guess what.
Jack: What?
Dean: Chris was cought cheating in a Texas Show Down and the punishment what to eat the other participants cum!
Jack: Oh Shit!

by 5wampDaddy January 26, 2019

Texas Speed Bump

An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.

"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"

by rivertwigs April 21, 2010

Texas snow plow

the act of cumming to ones large hat then putting the hat on a partner's face the hitting the back of the hat,(to squash it) to cover the persons face in the contents.

she wasn't very good in bed so i gave her a Texas snow plow instead.

by pantsman40 March 13, 2011

Texas Snowflake

The act of flaking dried ejaculate off of one's Penis onto the outstretched tongue of the partner after unprotected Vaginal penetration.

My girlfriend gets very emotional when I give her a Texas Snowflake because it reminds her of when she was a child and caught falling snowflakes on her tongue.

by Crazypatty July 16, 2009