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texas bug fucker

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.
Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.
by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014
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King Ranch, Texas

The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!
My neighbor took me to see King Ranch, Texas & I was simply Astounded!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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Texas Tyrant

Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies
Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.

Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
by Real_American March 29, 2015
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Texas Smokehouse

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"
by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016
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Texas Wiz Kid

A person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their dick is big.
Steven: Did you hear Jared peeing this morning? So loud. He must have a monster dong.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.
by Ode Sauce March 3, 2017
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Texas Twiggy

A tall skinny woman from Texas named Shelley Duvall.
She's so Texas, She's thin as a twig, She's the Texas Twiggy!
by Doubt-tee Thomas February 10, 2023
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Orange Texas

Orange Texas is your classic mix between yeeyee/hood shit in one major fucked up town. Whether your spittin Copenhagen or rollin a joint (or even both for that matter) you may find your self in Orange Texas. One common misconception about Orange Texas is that they fuck their cousins. That is not us, however, you may be thinking about Vidor. If you ever find yourself in the heart of the hood or on a dirt road at the same time, welcome to Orange Texas.
by fruit city boi October 26, 2018
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