A 9 foot tall purple weasel that appears after you get trashed on tequila. It gives bad advice and may get you arrested. They can only be killed with broken vodka bottles, either plastic or glass.
See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.
See Beast of Bourbon, coming soon.
by LukeLombard December 19, 2008
Get the Tequila Monster mug.(n.) A cocktail consisting of tequila and green-tea. This drink salutes the tequila-drinking maquiladora workers who earn their scanty pesos from Japanese-owned conglomorates to make shirts, socks, and cheap plastic crap for American consmers.
-Dude, you got anything to drink?
-Nah, just some Cuervo and some green-tea bullshit your mom left here.
-My mom, huh?
-Yup...
-Fuck it and fuck you, Tequila San-rise time it is then.
-Nah, just some Cuervo and some green-tea bullshit your mom left here.
-My mom, huh?
-Yup...
-Fuck it and fuck you, Tequila San-rise time it is then.
by mhibma July 17, 2006
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A big, huge bar fight between drunk people, like in the old spaghetti western movies, very often acclimated in a filthy southern/southwestern bar or in the mexican border.
-Dude, the last night some drunk tejanos came to the bar, and after drinking lots of shots they started a big bar riot.
-Wow, that must have been a serious Tequila guerrilla, like in Wayne's movies.
-Wow, that must have been a serious Tequila guerrilla, like in Wayne's movies.
by Rodkor July 8, 2012
Get the Tequila guerrilla mug.The person in the room who has been designated to grab drinks for others. Pertains to any gender. Should be wearing white shorts and preferably no shirt but isn't necessary.
by kristyjuana August 4, 2019
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by dadag January 28, 2014
Get the tehila mug.A hard Mexican Liquer made from the Blue Agave cactus. The problem with Tequila is that is begs to be drunk straight even when you already have to lean on the bar to stay upright. Tequila is infamous for its nasty hangovers which is why it has been given the nick name, "To-Kill-ya."
by UAStudent January 1, 2006
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A group sits in a circle with 5 shots of Tequila* in front of each of them.
Someone turns on 'The Tequila Song' By The Champs
Everytime the trumpet pauses someone can shout "Tequila". If you shout Tequila and no-one else does, you can pass a shot onto someone else around the group.
If you say it at the same time as someone else, everyone who says it at the same time has to down a shot.
At the end, the shots left in front of you, you have to drink. The person who has to drink the most shots is a 'Vicky Tequila'
For this reason you call someone who is a sport for getting drunk a 'Vicky Tequila'
*Tequila can be substituted for any other drink if necessary such as a pint divided into 5.
A group sits in a circle with 5 shots of Tequila* in front of each of them.
Someone turns on 'The Tequila Song' By The Champs
Everytime the trumpet pauses someone can shout "Tequila". If you shout Tequila and no-one else does, you can pass a shot onto someone else around the group.
If you say it at the same time as someone else, everyone who says it at the same time has to down a shot.
At the end, the shots left in front of you, you have to drink. The person who has to drink the most shots is a 'Vicky Tequila'
For this reason you call someone who is a sport for getting drunk a 'Vicky Tequila'
*Tequila can be substituted for any other drink if necessary such as a pint divided into 5.
by Vicky Tequila May 31, 2010
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