texcellent

Excellent in the same way Texas is not to be messed with.

That's a pretty texcellent cowboy hat you've got there, pardner.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

tetzel

tampon in the form of a pretzel

tetzel is a tampon that looks like a pretzel

by lkdjogainrt April 25, 2008

Tetelo

Soul sister. An amazing friend. A powerful young woman with endless talents. Conversating with her can instantly lift your mood, she'll make you smile and laugh throughout. She loves giving out complements as much as she loves receiving them, which is refreshing. She has high standards, not because she's snobbish, but because she really deserves the world! Yes, no-one is perfect but Tetelo is close!

1. Tetelo is such a good friend.

2. Well done Tetelo, you are amazing.

by Olwe2 December 27, 2021

Tercel

Slang for a any small underpowered car that has a detrimental effect on traffic patterns due to the limitations of the vehicle.
see Chicken Chaser

There's two kind of cars: Those with eight or more cylinders and tercels.

by JackieCollins November 5, 2007

tetel

unique and DRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY as fuck. His words will only ever be “oh yeah”, “for sure,” and “mm.” Really plain and desperate too.

That person is dry
So their a tetel?

by wedontduckinknow September 22, 2019

Tetel

A tetel is so weird. He has nice eyes but thats abt it. Prolly dyed his hair brown and ended up a ginger. He is rlly plain, desperate, and fat.

Is that a tetel?
yes run.

by wedontduckinknow April 28, 2020

Tetel

Tetel is a great guy with a great personality. He seems annoying, but he's actually fun to talk to. He may be very dramatic and sensitive, but he's always going to be there when you need him. He's great at giving advices if you ask, but always keep him around. Everybody needs a Tetel in their life.

I wish I had a friend like Tetel.

by ayobruh ;) September 9, 2020