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Terrasexual

One whose sexual interests seem to be strictly limited to that of the earth and the creatures which inhabit it.
"Ya, its Sandra. She keeps buyin all these damn turkey burgers, i got nothin to eat anymore. Bloody terrasexuals."

"Ignoring the bewildered stares from the nearby villagers, the bulldozer and the terrasexual took one look at the sky, embraced the irony, and rode off into the night."
by thatkid129 May 25, 2009
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telesexual

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance
Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual
by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008
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Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

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A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket
"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"
by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016
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Tetasexual

Synonym : Artetasexual, Arteta Fanboy
This is a word used by Mikel Arteta Outers to describe a person who is overly support and overpraise the current Arsenal FC manager, Mikel Arteta. Several Tetasexuals go as far as praising him to belittle the legacy of the previous manager of the club, Arsene Wenger for no good reason. They're sometimes as terrible as Wenger Outers.
Tetasexuals have stupid rage at me!
by Shiine-1 April 7, 2022
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Textasexual

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker
I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.
by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009
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Tesla Sexual

A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.
My buddy Karthik turned into a Tesla Sexual after purchasing his latest Tesla 3.
by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018
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Telesexual

Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.
My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.
by Sal Ami February 8, 2017
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