Terracota Pie

Asian vagina

Look at Keanan over there eating his girlfriends Terracota Pie

by bevak24 June 21, 2010

Terracotta

The girls who fake tan so much either during prom season or all year round that their skin turns orange like terracotta clay.

guy 1: did you see Kennedy?
guy 2: yea she's a total terracotta now because of prom
guy 1: dude she's always been a terracotta
guy 2: yea but she's never been this bad

by markmalevolent April 14, 2009

Terracota Pie

Vagina.
Comes from a lyric by System Of A Down in a song called Vincinity Of Obscenity.

"Banana Banana Terracota Banana Terracota Terracota Pie"

by Emicat December 31, 2005

Terracota

An amazing color, exquisitely blending to become a brownish, or muddy red paint for the best looking Space Marines.
CAME COLOR - 65

-Yo, dawg what color is that?!
--Shit man, its just Terracota...

by Requiet January 10, 2009

terracotta tart

a term coined to describe a woman who blatantly applies excessive amounts of fake tan;

to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;

generally found to be of low self esteem, thus more likely to be easy.

check out that terracotta tart! little too much fake tan i reckon.

by ol' mate bryan January 22, 2014

Terracotta Pie

it is a reference to Asian vagina

I love to eat my Japanese girlfriends terracotta pie.

by Tom Gordon November 4, 2006

Terracotta Pie

a new and exciting in-depth sexual act that will also get revenge on your rude and/or obnoxious in-laws. This is executed by taking your significant other up onto a terracotta roof, proforming anal sex, ejaculating into your said partners anus, and then letting the semen drip out of their anus and onto a banana creme pie. you must do this in the month of May, because you will want to save the pie in the freezer for 6 months, letting the semen ferment into a nice hearty garnish. after your long storage time, serve it to his/her in-laws at Thanksgiving

*note*-drinking pineapple juice for a week before performing Terracotta Pie will make the semen taste sweeter, and therefore, easier to blend into the flavors of the banana creme pie

In-laws-"mmmm, this pie is DELICIOUS!"

You-"Yes, its a special recipe that me and your daughter/son made"

In-laws-"whats it called?"

You-"Terracotta Pie"

by RedHorse June 16, 2009