An outgoing tall brunette with a great sense of humor. has an amazing voice and can learn songs quickly like it's nothing. she's very flirtatious. she's sweet, caring, funny, and smarter than she thinks. she's fun to be around and knows how to cheer someone up and have a good time. shes usually quiet but when she gets around her friends she turns into a spaz! she's lovable and doesn't care what people think of her! she always has music in her ears, ALWAYS!! she also loves photography.
Teneya loves music
Teneya's favorite band is The Ready Set
Teneya's motto: keep calm and listen to The Ready Set
Teneya's favorite band is The Ready Set
Teneya's motto: keep calm and listen to The Ready Set
by BaconHawk13 July 11, 2011
Get the Teneya mug.Someone who believes that greed, war, torture, Big Business, and depriving people of freedom are examples of following Jesus' commandment to "love your neighbor as yourself." Sometimes they place greater value on the Constitution of the United States than the Bible, and use it as an excuse for patriotism (a form of idolatry) and cutting government programs which help the poor. They claim they believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible, yet they believe in "the Rapture," which is not a very literal interpretation. Often, they think they can "rush" the Second Coming of Christ by promoting war in the Middle East.
I saw this televangelist on TV, who said that bombing the Middle East was God's will, and that sending him money will save me from my sins.
by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008
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1. A preening, posing, drawling, shouting clown in a purple suit and a cowboy hat whose antics cause millions of people to hate Jesus Christ.
2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
If the Lord Jesus Christ walked into the room, the televangelist would stop shouting, drawling, and grinning through his teeth, and fall on his face in silence.
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CEO of Robinhood. Hypocrite. Corporate Puppet. Liar. Lifetime Perpetual cuck.
Tenev created an investing app called Robinhood. He claims it's made to empower the average person. The companies slogan is "Democratizing Investing For All". But when a collective of average people decided to invest & enrich itself and stick to the uber rich, so called "Robinhood" defended the fat cats.
Vlad "The Cuck" Tenev made this decision and that therefore makes him The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
CEO of Robinhood. Hypocrite. Corporate Puppet. Liar. Lifetime Perpetual cuck.
Tenev created an investing app called Robinhood. He claims it's made to empower the average person. The companies slogan is "Democratizing Investing For All". But when a collective of average people decided to invest & enrich itself and stick to the uber rich, so called "Robinhood" defended the fat cats.
Vlad "The Cuck" Tenev made this decision and that therefore makes him The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
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in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev
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Get the Televators mug.the t-shirt equivalent of cleavage, teevage is when the upper part of a graphic tee is visible beneath an outer layer, below the neckline.
applies to both males and females.
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