Chicken tendies

Another way to say chicken tenders

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

by Gritzy July 19, 2018

Tenderlicious

The act of being a sick goaltender in hockey.

Timmy K. was tenderlicious when he slid across the crease and gloved the one-timer from Zdeno Chara.

by Bdizzle007 May 13, 2010

tender dicking

when a man/boy catches feelings after having sexual relations with a woman

yall niggas be tender dicking !

by Intelligence00 May 8, 2016

Teondre

Usually a tall, very very handsome male, who's has amazing skill when playing Xbox. He's very good with girls and he prefers tits over ass. He's obsessed with girls and tries to talk to one at least every now and then. He has a very nice body and a nice smile. Good taste in music and he cam defend himself pretty well.

Girl: "Wow Teondre, you're so sexy!"
Call of Duty fanboy: "Wow Teondre you're amazing at Call of Duty, I wish I could be as good as you!"

by YourBestie June 28, 2013

tenderheart

n. an individual that is genuinely affected by the stuff of life, who finds joy in the warm, quiet, non-judgmental, positive things and is deeply hurt by the opposite. one who feels a lot of feelings/unabashedly emotional. origin: tumblr.

i wanna collect all of the tenderhearts and whisper to them that things will be okay.

by tender-heart December 4, 2012

tundreds

A whole lot. Tons of hundreds. An innumerable amount.

He's been with tundreds of chicks.

by DC Marbury Sr. June 9, 2007

Friend Tenure

Noun,

After having a friendship that has lasted for a long time the friends have a sort of tenure that allows them to say and do things that other people would not be able to, and also exempts them from most consequences.

Paul - "Hey Jeff, why did you let Jasmine say that about you?"
Jeff- "I know she was just kidding and I've known her my whole life; she has friend tenure."

by camarro88 December 26, 2008