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Kami tenchi

A very haxed omnipotent god of the harem Series Tenchi Muyo! This guy created a kid as his avatar of himself and can basically kick the shit out of any fictional character.
Kami Tenchi is a god his avatar is 14 year old tenchi masaki.
by trollumad October 23, 2011
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Teaching Crabs How To Read

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!
by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022
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Tinching

When you shoot a flare gun through your neighbor's fucking window!
Why are you tinching?
by zimpy5656 March 7, 2023
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poon-trenching

The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency
Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.
by woodchipper April 29, 2008
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Tenchu

This term was used by Ishin-side assassins. Ishin = Emperor Restoration

1. Bringing down judgement on behalf of the heavens.
2. Heaven's well deserved punishment.
I've got MAD TENCHU SKILLZ because only a ninja can kill a ninja.
by Swizzle-Dance June 9, 2003
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Techie Guy

1. The IT man at your place of employment. Often can be bribed with brownies.

2. My brother, who, in his awesomeness happens to know everything about computers.
Techie Guy:
These types often play WOW, but it's not a requirement. Interests include LAN parties, dark beer, and techie girls.
by yomamauugly August 25, 2009
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tunchi

Tunchi is a slang term for synthetic marijuana, or spice.
He hit the tunchi and couldnt move. I cant smoke no tunchi no more...
by Louie V sav February 26, 2017
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