Telus

Fucking Gay Ass Company because you have to Pay for incoming Text Messages

Telus Sucks Ass!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

Tecumseh Wigga

A white person who acts all gangsta in Tecumseh Michigan

Man what a Tecumseh Wigga...

by Gage2003A3 January 18, 2020

telus

When you cum in someones ear and say, can you hear me now?

I gave my girl friend a telus yesterday, she couldent hear me... still cant.

by bob sdjasfk June 7, 2007

New Tecumseth

Big Trucks, Small dicks, more abortions than the pre natal test for Down syndrome, local drunks who can’t fight and the occasional MIlF with a bald husband who’s to bud lights away from a domestic.

New Tecumseth is fucked, but cedar kitchen is pretty tight and the movie theatre seats go dummy hard

by Binker Gnarlow August 13, 2020

telus

A Canadian telecommunication services provider, TELUS offers telephone, internet, and cellular services to suit corporate and individual needs

TELUS, the future is friendly

by TELUS January 22, 2005

Tecumseh Toe Jam

A sexual position in which one participant kneels over (usually a female)with their face low to the ground, and their anus in the air, much like "presenting". The other participant then masturbates, ejaculating on their own big toe. The foot is then pulled back and forcefully inserted into the other participant, implanting the big toe firmly in the anus. This is best done by curling all of the other toes under, so that the big toe is prominent, thereby ensuring maximum penetration. This can be used as a punishment or as a way to "let the bitch know it's time to go".

That Tecumseh Toe Jam was so bad, I think it gave me a pink sock!

or

That's one evil bitch! She needs a Tecumseh Toe Jam!

or

I dismissed her with a Tecumseh Toe Jam!

by Barry DeBone April 5, 2009

Tecumseh Oklahoma

A small town west of Oklahoma City. One of the cesspools of teen pregnancy, wannabe thugs, and marijuana in Oklahoma.

Tecumseh Oklahoma is a trash town. The state should burn it to the ground.

by GallEMcOxbig July 14, 2015